This time its about ultra superficial mentality to become a psycho or a homicidal maniac (both of these jobs are fine as they both involve killing people).
So as I was lying on my bed thinking what to do next a sudden thought struck me (I was sleeping actually......just imagine). What if I could roam around freely and do anything that I want and never ever regret about it.......well it took me almost ten hours nearly to fabricate these thoughts and place them properly in the needed sections of my big 14.2 kg brain (if i knew the density...then i would certainly have calculated its mass.......guhahahaha). So there I was looking up at a helpless creature, a fly which got stuck onto the sticky web of a rather touchy spider (I heard it cry), and alas I figured out that I was completely getting diverted from my major topic of discussion......focus......focus......i donot want to end up typing another senseless piece of kadai chicken. So I thought about the financial securities and the things one would enjoy if he/she took up professional assassination (it includes killing people and earning money for killing...hurray i can by myself a meal). And so I decided. One fine day I would take up this call of density...chay....destiny.
I wasted the rest of my day at school and then in the last hour I got the pleasure of cold blooded murderous torture............yes.....I did it......I tortured a creature by random selection and assortment (I was sitting in a maths class during this time of the day....so you can guess.....if you cant then i cant help it.......read on). Now for the organism, it was just another bright sunny day when one aesthete atheist caught hold of him and tortured him/her by cutting his/hers limbs off. Then came of the head. Still the body didnt quit shaking. One last wack ....."CRUNNNCCHHH". Dead. Its dead. Haha.....hihi.....hehe..hahohohohahehi.......hu...hu......heh.
Now for the revelation of the organism. Unfortunately it was a six legged critter popularly known as 'ANT'. Anyways I enjoyed it (Its better than permutation and combination.....and no permutation is not associated with biology and combination is not a new country).
As you see people....I tried to stick to the topic as much as I can but I just can't. Thoughts flow in like Nile. So this cannot be appreciated as another piece of masterful literature.
Heck...who cares, other than the ant community which has forcefully been deprived of its member (probably a 'gunda'.....the ant was black......i think).
And for those who have observed this carefully that i have not used any swear words in this blog, never fear. I have not been torn off my linguista literaria...........WHAT THE FUCK was that....???? Tadaa.........i just said a bad word. Please donot condemn me from this world.
Even stick figures are better than me.....................SAD
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BuaaaaaaH.....
you just got tagged...
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