WACKO.......and CRACKO

Ok...so I am back ....ready to crap once again.
This time its about ultra superficial mentality to become a psycho or a homicidal maniac (both of these jobs are fine as they both involve killing people).

So as I was lying on my bed thinking what to do next a sudden thought struck me (I was sleeping actually......just imagine). What if I could roam around freely and do anything that I want and never ever regret about it.......well it took me almost ten hours nearly to fabricate these thoughts and place them properly in the needed sections of my big 14.2 kg brain (if i knew the density...then i would certainly have calculated its mass.......guhahahaha). So there I was looking up at a helpless creature, a fly which got stuck onto the sticky web of a rather touchy spider (I heard it cry), and alas I figured out that I was completely getting diverted from my major topic of discussion......focus......focus......i donot want to end up typing another senseless piece of kadai chicken. So I thought about the financial securities and the things one would enjoy if he/she took up professional assassination (it includes killing people and earning money for killing...hurray i can by myself a meal). And so I decided. One fine day I would take up this call of density...chay....destiny.
I wasted the rest of my day at school and then in the last hour I got the pleasure of cold blooded murderous torture............yes.....I did it......I tortured a creature by random selection and assortment (I was sitting in a maths class during this time of the day....so you can guess.....if you cant then i cant help it.......read on). Now for the organism, it was just another bright sunny day when one aesthete atheist caught hold of him and tortured him/her by cutting his/hers limbs off. Then came of the head. Still the body didnt quit shaking. One last wack ....."CRUNNNCCHHH". Dead. Its dead. Haha.....hihi.....hehe..hahohohohahehi.......hu...hu......heh.
Now for the revelation of the organism. Unfortunately it was a six legged critter popularly known as 'ANT'. Anyways I enjoyed it (Its better than permutation and combination.....and no permutation is not associated with biology and combination is not a new country). 




As you see people....I tried to stick to the topic as much as I can but I just can't. Thoughts flow in like Nile. So this cannot be appreciated as another piece of masterful literature.

Heck...who cares, other than the ant community which has forcefully been deprived of its member (probably a 'gunda'.....the ant was black......i think).

And for those who have observed this carefully that i have not used any swear words in this blog, never fear. I have not been torn off my linguista literaria...........WHAT THE FUCK was that....???? Tadaa.........i just said a bad word. Please donot condemn me from this world.

Even stick figures are better than me.....................SAD
 

BLAH..LA...BLAH

Well..........this blog particularly means nothing as it has no interesting content nor anything which would satisfy any reader who wishes to find eternal bliss when he spots out rubbish in what others write.

Tadaa........what a meaningless sentence. 3 cheers for myself (I fall asleep.............wakes up after 32.56 minutes). Whaa........where am I..??? Oh yes the blog. I almost forgot. What..?? Almost...?? I forgot. Well if you have been reading the past few lines and is trying to find anything that may glorify your quest for literary consciousness.......then I'll have to say...."Sorry mate....better luck next time".

I desperately struggle to stay awake. At this point I'm thinking. All my previous thought processes were typed in brackets....then why not this one. I desperately ponder over the keyboard to find the bracket. Oops ...its gone. 

If you have had enough of rubbish.....you may click on any random link that may take you away from reading my stupendous blog. Hah. But wait. The urgency of readiness(irony meant) does not allow you to go. Now you think I'm a little cuckoo in the head. But hey....think again. I'm vulture in my head. Hah.

I wonder if you had enough. For those guys who read blogs from in between by selecting random paragraphs, I may have to warn you that if you donot read the blog from the beginning....you may not understand a single thing till now. But those who read it from the beginning, I congratulate as they try to figure out what the whole frigging blog is about.

Do I stop here. I give no hollow promises. I am neither Indian government nor Kerala government. Crap 'Kerala' is being underlined in small red dots depicting a spelling mistake. Bloody fool dictionary and Thesaurus. It contains the meanings of onomatopoeia, Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, and  pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism. But hey no 'Kerala'...enna koppadey ithokke.............amedhyam.....shit

With these words I conclude my speech.....Thank you